If someone told you had exactly 9 minutes to live, what would you do in those 9 minutes?
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posted by Ramsey Mohsen at 10:19 PM
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
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I would pray pray pray to God. I would ask him for forgiveness for all my sins. I would also tell everyone any secret and that I loved them very much and that I would miss them!
Dude, I'd just smoke a cigarette
I'd call my boss at work to tell him he’s an ass-clown.
I'd call my parents and tell them I loved them -- then I'd make out with the hottest girl I could find in the 9 minutes I had with the rest of my life.
Hmmm... I'd would just breathe in, relax, then sit down and write my final thoughts on a piece of paper.
I'd call my girlfriend -- I'd tell her how I cheated on her with her best friend 2 years ago. But she better not be mad at me because I was about to die, and it would be awful to fight during my last few minutes of life.
I would call my sister and have her head over to pick up my daughter Madison then I would turn on music..."Run Around Sue"... and dance with Maddie in the middle of the kitchen. Anything to hear her laugh. Wow what kind of sappy mom have I turned in to?
I’d buy a lottery ticket.
I'd tell my parents that ill never forgive them for the pieces of my life they took away, but that I respected them for thinking they were doing what was right.
I would watch the last 5 minutes of 'The Next Karate Kid', write a suicide note, and leave it to the detectives to find a motive.
Totally spend it making out with my very hot boyfriend, with Grey's Anatomy playing in the background...and maybe eating a piece of chocolate.
smoke a ciggarete, drink whiskey, play some music and kill myself
Convert to islam, kill a jew, and blame a christian.
Call my family to tell them I love them and to stay strong without me.
i'd go next door to the neighbors house knock on the door tell her i got 9 min to leave and ive always wanted to put my schlong in a mature woman's private & mouth, then id bust the nut and get on my car and drive as fast as i can since i got no court or tickets to worry about.
alternately i can drive to the nearest store and start kicking people in the balls and running away.
I'd watch the sunrise/ sunset.
I would go with Drew
best answer so far
I would still add to it, I'd go in the middle of the university's campus
dance to my ipod
and paint the ground dark blue and yellow!
that takes me too much
i'll stick to the first part
GREAT website Ramsey! :D
threesome... the good kind
if someone told me i had 9 minutes to live, i bet all my money against him that i will survive, then i start to sing ...
I would tell the girl I love how I feel about her and try to spend as much time as I could with her because I love her so much.
I'd spend the first minute asking the person how they knew this.
I'd spend the second minute finding out how I will be dispatched.
I'd spend the third minute in deliberation; depending on the answer I was given.
If I know unequivocally that I will die and the messenger is male, I would beat him to death in the space of the next six minutes.
If the messenger is female, I would spend the next six minutes acquainting myself with her in as many ways as possible.
Chances are I will be fine and it's merely a hoax. With that in mind, I would have spent three minutes of my life wisely; pondering such a conundrum before going about the rest of my life.
I would write a letter to my parents, best friends, and the best of the ex-lovers, telling them my favourite memories that they created.
If my current lover was around, I'd jump his bones soon after, and hope that I went out with a bang.
And if time permitted (and is this insulting the lover?) I would try to drink some good wine and dance.
Come to think of it, nine minutes isn't long enough, I'd have to do some astoudning combination of the three things.
I would wait 8 minutes, then reset my clock 23 hours, so that i have 23 hours and 1 minute to live... :)
i would take a few viagra and die with a mega huge bonner
I would call all of my ex's and tell them I have AIDS...
Minute 9: I would try and remember everything.
Minute 8: Call my ex-girlfriend and tell that bitch I still love her.
Minute 7: Masturbate to the thought of having sex with my ex-girlfriend's sister.
Minute 6: Change out of my clown suit and back into something comfortable to die in.
Minute 5: Call my family and say goodbye.
Minute 4: Destroy my alarm clock "Office Space" style.
Minute 3: How many minutes do I have left? What time is it?
Minute 2: Get kicked off another My Little Pony forum.
Minute 1: Pray for forgiveness.
I would Milk The Bull for 9 minutes.
I would have the best 9 minutes of sex known to man and die in the middle of my orgasm.
i would cut off each of my fingers, one a minute, and die in excrutiating pain..
I'd call the people I love and tell them that...and maybe apologise to some people...then open my window wide, lie down on my bed and wait.
Wellz, if i knew it was true for sure, i'd kill myself before the 9th minute, just to prove i could do it my own away.
I'd listen to Muse
i would eat spaghetti one last time
minute 1 = call my family/pray
minute 2 = fuck..somebody/something while listening to John Frusciante
minute 3 =still fucking
minute 4 = finish, play music loudly
minute 5 = call my best friends
minute 6 = sex
minute 7 =sex
minute 8= sex
minute 8:50
go into mall
and scream
TEN
NINE
EIGHT
SEVEN
SIX
FIVE
FOUR
THREE
TWO
ONE
then drop dead in the middle of the mall
I would most likely read as much of Harry Potter as i can....or porn?
I would thank God for the wonderful life He gave me.Skype with my friends and family and tell them how much I loved living with them and then tweet Shahrukh Khan how I adored him all my life. May be even sing a final song before I leave the world with joy and gladness filling my soul.
I'd sit on my lounge with a shit load of ice-cream and watch American Horror Story.
in my last nine minutets i would use it to corrct all of the mistakes written inside this sentence,
Dan i know where yo live and you can't hide. i coming for you!
-anonymous
in my last nine minuets i would kill daneil gibbbyson
i would fuck a duck. just to prove a point.
I would eat every food, touch every animal, and smell everything i'm allergic to.
I would just sit down and veg man.
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